JOONIPER

month

August 2011

Oh. I’m also getting a haircut tomorrow, wonder what I’ll do :3

Someone told me I look like Jean Grey at work yesterday.

Beard Compliment Translations

incarbonite: 97thfloor: “Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.” I want to have sex with you. “Are you working on growing a beard?” I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard. “I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.” I would be DTF if you had a winter beard. “Your beard looks good today.” My pants are coming off. I guess...

the cute boy i work with asked for my number :3

I’ve got 99 problems and that bitch Irene is one.

I once played a singing goldfish in a musical. I was the best goldfish.

I’m playing a main role in a horror short some guy is shooting at my friends house :3

There was an explosion near my house.

I slept through it. Boom.

I can feel my wisdom teeth coming in and tearing my mouth :(

I’m going to trick the cute boy I work with to go see Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark with me :3

rohankush: /99 Problems (Jay-Z Cover)/Hugo/ ...

My Plan for Hurricane Irene:

mikittyvicious: oeblaze: Take car. Go to mum’s. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. Foreverrrr <3