I miss sex being my daily workout lol :p
i am sort of a fan of bomb pops
the dog farted. OH. MY. GOD.
there needs to be more naked on my dash. just sayin’.
If a guy asked me to send him n00dz
kayelgee: I won’t and I never will….ever again. What if I asked for n00ds, ey?
Dear future husband,
isecretlykeepsecrets: When you propose to me, please don’t put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat that shit.
Honestly, how’re you going to downright steal someones work they JUST posted and not give them credit at all? Not even a link to. Some of you people are fucked up.
Today, it feels like every nerve is my last nerve.
Dear South Jersey/Philly friends: Next weekend I’ll be in Millville, NJ hanging out with the loves of my life Where The Ocean Meets The Sky so you should come hang out too :)
I woke up this morning and my hair wasn’t even red. It’s ORANGE RUST colored. I’m annoyed, Manic Panic sucks. So do I go and buy a box of red dye and dye over it or do I say fuck it all and buy a box of black and call it a day?
I can’t sleep and I have bug bites up the wazoo. Somebody keep me company :(
I seem to have lost my motivation. Somebody buy me a new one.
i have to wait another 20 minutes to finish my episode. WAAAAH :(